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How to Get Women Humor – Three Solutions That Will Not Make You Fail

To succeed with women, it is important to learn how to get women humor. These three solutions are easy to use and will make you succeed.

Solution 1:

Don’t be a clown.To get women to talk to you, you have to be a gentleman.

Don’t make elaborate attempts to show her how funny you are. Simply tell a joke and let the conversation become funny. If you want to show her how humorous you are, you will have to talk about something humorous that is not very serious. Talk about the title of the joke in a playful manner.

Example:

“The title of the joke is?””Happy birthday!””What did my grandma say to me?”

It is very important that you have a quality humor. If you don’t know how to get women to talk to you with humor, you are doomed.

Solution 2:

Use corky humor.To get women to talk to you, you have to use corky humor. You need to tease the woman nicely and see how she reacts. When you see that she reacts nicely to the joke, that is the only time to continue with the conversation.

If she doesn’t react the way you want her to, you can end the conversation by saying,” OK. It was nice meeting you, but I need to get back to my friends.”

Most probably she will respond by saying,”Oh, it is quite OK if you go back to your friends.”Then you can start chatting with her again.

Solution 3:

It is very important that you listen to what the woman says.Women like talking, so it is always your responsibility to listen. Don’t interrupt her and don’t talk over her. Make her feel that you are very interesting and listening to what she says is very important. So naturally, if she is talking about her ex-husband, listen to her.

After a couple of minutes, stop her.Pause and ask her,”So, what made you dump your ex?”

She will answer,”Well, I didn’t know how to end our relationship and he was not useful anymore.”

Then you can proceed by saying,”I understand. You don’t want to get hurt again, do you?”

She will again answer.”Yes, I do.”

Then you can ask,”So how did/did you find out?”

She will again answer.”I thought he was a jerk.”

“How did/did you find out?”

“Well, I told him and he…”

“Show me what you’ve got?””What I’ve got?”

Then you can tell her,”Look, I told him and he…”, and she will give you the details. Things like it took him 3 months to pay her back from the joke, he never paid at least his phone bill that month, he didn’t remember where she lived, he couldn’t buy her a nice watch, he kissed her on the cheek when they had their first New Year’s party and other dirty details.

He was a jerk.

The key to getting a woman to like you is to talk about emotional topics, coddling, kindness and putting yourself last.

He didn’t realize that by virtue of you telling him everything, he would have put himself squarely in the friend zone, because even though you’re hurting, you’re doing it in a way where he will probably never see you again.

That’s when you stop,”Oh, I have to go. There’s something else that I have to do.”

And that’s the exchange that you would have done, if you had exchanged names.

This article is contributed by Tina Jones from the Unforgettable Woman Publishing Team. You can find more about Unforgettable Woman Publishing by visiting their website.

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